You know what I LIKE about BRAD?
He knows how to TREAT a WOMAN.
None of that nonsense luvvie duvvie steppin' around on egg shells nice-ness. Just TELL EM HOW YOU FEEL AND IF THEY DONT LIKE IT, THEY CAN LUMP IT!
The BIGGER THEY ARE, the HARDER THEY FALL - eh BRAD? i Luv the way you CONSTANTLY SMACK-DOWN famous females - JUST LOOK AT THE LIST:
Posh SPICE - pummeled!
PARIS Hilton - pummeled!
Rosie O'Donnell - pummeled!
and even better - ALL WOMEN - pummeled!!!!!!!
"Oh, and women...it's like they were taught by their mothers that eye contact is an admission that you fancy some bloke. Hey ladies, grow the hell up!" - Brad.
ITS about time women took a long hard look at what THEY HAVE DONE.
Its a GOOD JOB that BRAD IS HERE TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS LADIES - NOW GROW THE HELL UP!
1 comment:
I would imagine eye contact with Brad is something like accidentally making eye contact with a drunk after being refused service at a kebab shop. You would be in extreme danger of being on the receiving end of some opinions that you may well find unpalatable.
Beyond those cold dead eyes surely lurks unimaginable horror, ladies look away, for GOD’s SAKE LOOK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
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